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Viewers, like you, who chart the course
of our destined chaos. It starts with

Washington mumbling to the camera.
The best actor of the century so far

mailing it in. And, for her part,
McDormand is nothing more than

a rotten somnambulant harridan.
Not even Corey Hawkins, a highlight

of this year’s In the Heights, nor Harry Melling
from Harry Potter, can carry these bumblers

who fail to be the characters who fail
to be as great as they see themselves. But

Hail! Stephen Root the court-jestering porter.
He’s got the keys to the gates of Hell.

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And Alex Hassell as the creepy Ross
like an ancestor of Anton Chigurh

keeps his shit metaphysical, concise,
necessary, skintight, form-fitting.

Cormac McCarthy’s No Country for Old Men.
You know the story. Even if you haven’t

picked it up since high school. You know exactly
how the stars will cross. Even if you can’t

quite believe how ill-conceived, how violent,
can’t figure a purpose to the cruel

insatiably nihilistic plotting?
What’s the point? A little money?

Why watch the inevitable dots connect?
Is there any future possibly worth winning?

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