Friday Feature
Each week “Friday Feature” brings you a mini-review of a horror movie, book, album, or other cultural artifact. Have something to contribute? Email the editors at culdesacofblood@gmail.com. View the archive of past Friday Features.
Now screening: Companion (2025)
Companion (2025)
Stepford Wives meets Short Circuit in this new horror comedy featuring a sexbot that might be more human (or humane) than the humans it is surrounded by. Right from the jump, Companion makes clear Iris’ status as a robot. Her boyfriend/owner (actually renter) instructs, “Wake up, Iris,” and Iris awakens. They are almost at their destination: a couples weekend trip at a house in the woods with Josh’s friends. Iris is worried about Josh’s friends not liking her, but that will be the least of her concerns, as unbeknownst to Iris, Josh has been messing with her programming (which she doesn’t even know that she has).
After a violent encounter with Sergey, the host for the weekend, Iris is told the truth about herself. She argues that it is impossible because she has memories and emotions, and she feels pain—all of which Josh explains is her programming, reinforcing his point by adjusting her settings on his cell phone. He plans to reboot and return her, so now she has one goal: self-preservation. According to Asimov, a robot must protect its own existence as long as that does not conflict with the first two laws of robotics: the robot cannot injure a human being and it must obey orders. However, when you jailbreak your sexbot, Asimov’s laws for robotics go out the window, so there is nothing holding Iris back as she fights for her own continued existence.
This is a fun, smart film with some great surprises, laugh out loud moments, and a good dose of gore. The villain Josh (Jack Quaid) is truly awful and the way he treats Iris (Sophie Thatcher), sexbot or not, underscores his white guy entitlement. Josh’s friend Kat (Megan Suri), who is dating the cartoonish Sergey (Rupert Friend), complains to Iris that she is nothing but an accessory for Sergey, one that he could easily replace. The only seemingly healthy relationship in the film is that of Eli (Harvey Guillén) and Patrick (Lukas Gage), whose Halloween party meet-cute leads to a lasting relationship—though not without its own surprises.
Iris’ drive to survive has her adjusting her own programming—increasing her intelligence, adjusting her voice to activate Josh’s car, and thinking her way out of a difficult situation with a cop since she is programmed to always tell the truth. Despite Iris’ ability to change certain aspects of herself, she remains vulnerable to Josh, who uses his power over her to torture her. However, Iris prevails, scratches off her broken skin, and gets her number-five-is-alive moment as she drives off into the credits, exposed metallic robot hand waving at the cars she passes by. 4.5 out of 5 sacs of blood.
—Gina Myers
Past Fridays
Iced (1988)
If you like your slashers iced, Nate Logan has a killer winter flick to redden your snow. And if you’ve never heard of this horror on the slopes from 1988, you’re in good company! Let’s queue up for this week’s Friday Feature, Iced! February 28, 2025.
The Dead Thing (2025)
All hail The New Flesh! Whether you like it or not. Today we consider Elric Kane’s provocative tale of an eerie dating app hookup, The Dead Thing. February 21, 2025.
Grafted (2025)
In today’s Friday Feature, self-experimentation goes awry. Gina Myers takes a knife to the 2025 body horror flick Grafted. February 7, 2025.
Wolf Man (2025)
In this week’s Friday Feature, we join Wolf Dad in the toxic forest cabin of his youth. Lycanthrophiles who don’t mind being tense as a werewolf at dusk when dusk lasts 103 minutes will find themselves howling for the latest appearance of Wolf Man. January 31, 2025.
Eraserhead: Original Soundtrack Recording (2012)
They’re still not sure it *is* a baby! Today we honor David Lynch with a Friday Feature on the most quotable experimental soundtrack you will ever hear. Published January 24, 2025.
The Substance (2024)
You can’t escape from yourself, but let’s try it anyway as Jaime Fountaine considers what lies on the surface of The Substance, in this week’s Friday Feature. November 8, 2024.